Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?Â
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter  This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.       I just couldn't help but sending this along.. Too funny.   |
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says         No joke! Really? Ya think?  ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers         Now that's taking things a bit far!     -----------------------------------------------------------Â
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over        What a guy!     --------------------------------------------------------------- Â
Miners Refuse to Work after Death   No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!  ---------------------- --------------------------------  Â
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant   See if that works any better than a fair trial!    ---------------------------------------------------------- Â
War Dims Hope for Peace    I can see where it might have that effect!   ---------------------------------------------------------------- Â
 If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile     Ya think?!  ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Â
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures        Who would have thought?  ----------------------------------------------------------------Â
Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide  Â
They may be on to something!  ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges        You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?     ----------------------------------------------------------Â
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge     He probably IS the battery charge!  ---------------------------------------------- Â
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group   Weren't they fat enough?!  -----------------------------------------------  Â
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft  That's what he gets for eating those beans!    -------------------------------------------------
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks         Do they taste like chicken? ****************************************Â
    Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half         Chainsaw Massacre all over again!    ***************************************************Â
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors         Boy, are they tall!   Â
And the winner is....   Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead           Did I read that right
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